Hmmmmm... What Shall I Eat Today?

WAITER!!! I would like to order now please...
I think I shall have a 12" plate filled to the brim with cheese balls with 99.9% tomatoey ketchup along with some extra-salty french fries made in Gettysburg Arizona at exactly 1264 Ft in altitude over a fire while an eskimo roasts his marshmallows the north side first... how else do you make french fries? Then I shall have ordered my beginning course containing the choicest meats including beef, broccolli, and a hair of lettuce cooked rightside up by an antibidextrous brazilian monk who never eats cheese except on every other Tuesday. Then I shall have my 2nd course which pertains mainly to the western half of afri-euro-asierican-austrantica. You know, that weird country with a ton of french fried fish, and not enough starch? Well, this course contains deep, fat fried fish with some positively pruned purple peas hand picked by handless Chinese widdows. Now for the main meal... the ICE CREAM!! This shall be scooped by foot from the tippy top of candy mountain by nearly-headless-nick's sister's daughter's only uncle after he has finished playing a very laborious game of tennis with the president of eurikasville. After he scoops this very exquisite ice cream, this highly esteemed person will come down candy mountain in such a way, bistandards will think he is a mountain goat challenging his panda-bear neighbor to a cook-off... as always. I would like chocolate dollops ordered from the French owned West,East, Upside-Down India Trade Company with tiny shavings of goose feathers built into their structure, just the way Prince Traitero of Made-upsville likes it. After all these scrumptious ingredients have arrived, an invisible servant, who was born in the middle of the Earth and raised by a flock of ants in Tisbekistania, will mix these delectable components in a bowl hand knitted by the King's wife's daughter's son's sister's mother's husband with two needles fabricated in the depths of the dreaded Fluffy Pink Unicorn Sea. After mixing these scrumptious ingredients together in the hand-knitted bowl while whistling to the tune of 'I Wish I Were an Oscar Meyer Weiner', the servant will trip over an internationaly feared banana peel. She will then notice a mysterious marking in the left side of the righty's right leg, right? It will be a sign from her long lost mother-in-law from the planet Nebulon. She must leave immediately. After her absenteeism, an everyday person shall take over her job. He will fry the idolized ice-cream over a burning fire alvin and the chipmunks accidentally started. Then he shall fly to the north or south pole (doesn't matter which) A.S.A.P. via a mongoose with a skin condition. He shall then freeze the melted ice-cream in a freezer at EXACTLY -23.7835 degrees Farenhuit. He would have just kept it outside to freeze, but it was -23.7836 degrees Farenhuit outside. That was much too cold. Now for the 4th meal accomodating mostly fruits vegetables and whatever tomatoes are. Bowls filled to the brink with lucious fruits, and plates buried knee-deep in greasy vegetables. Concluding my 4th meal I would like to acquire 17 antelope pancreas' containing diet 3% goat's milk inside the scaly skin of the charred pancreas. As my 5th meal begins I'd like to obtain some crackers... saltine please, I absolutely shudder at the sound of unsalted crackers! For the 6th and a 1/2 meal, I would think a Southwestern Korean malt, stirred not shaken, would fit along with some medium rare brussel sprouts. Concluding my 7 course meal, I would think a cherry on top of everything except the french fries made in Gettysburg Arizona at exactly 1263 Ft in altitude over a fire while an eskimo roasts his marshmallows the north side first. Oh, I mean the french fries made in Gettysburg Arizona at exactly 12 thousand and sixty FOUR Ft in altitude over a fire while an eskimo roasts his marshmallows the north side first. That will be all.

Oh! I'm sorry! I'm deaf in this ear! I didn't hear a WORD you just said. Can you please repeat that?
Oh, why of course! Well, as I was saying, I'd like a...