Chapter -- 3

Charity has decided not to blog on the next chapter of Mitch the Midget, so I have taken it upon myself to conclude the next chapter (sorry I used so many big words Charity, I hope you can read it).

Mitch skipped joyfully down the path, wishing as always he was just a few inches taller. He was daydreaming when all of a sudden, Janet the Jade Jewel of Jersey came to him in the middle of his daydream. She said to him, "Mitch, you must travel to the horrible Forbidden Land and capture Brenda the Brittle from Gregg the Goliath. After doing so, she will give you directions on your never-ending journey to get your stolen drumstick back. Good luck, Mitch the Midget!!!". And off she went as if nothing had happened.
This was serious, Mitch must go to the Forbidden land! Everyone knew that land was full of giants! How could a midget survive there? And to add to his fears, Gregg the Goliath's minions -- Hannah the Hawk, Heather the hostile, and Holly the Huntress -- were known for being fierce, unruly... and having names that started with H! Oooooo, the H's scared Mitch the most!
Trembling in his, now wet, size 0 pants, Mitch set off down the path of darkness towards the Forbidden Land, and Gregg the Goliath, Hannah the Hawk, Heather the Hostile, and Holly the Huntswomen.