Happy Half Anniversary To Me!!

I was looking through some of my old posts, and I noticed that I began posting on June 25. If you add 6 months to that, you get December 25... CHRISTMAS!!! I know it's a little late, but I thought I should mention it. It's pretty important. I also noticed that this means I've been posting (or trying to) for more than 7 MONTHS!!! I think I deserve a present for that.

Jokes

I was on my blog and I noticed that Charity has quotes, and Janet has 100 'special' things about her, so I wanted to do something different. It didn't really work out, but I got a new site that has some PRETTY funny jokes. Sorry they're so long, but most of them are worth it. I'm sorry to say, but I voted for #1 and #5 because they make fun of people and for some reason that is always amusing to me. That's why I'm a sucker for blonde jokes.

Chapter -- 3

Charity has decided not to blog on the next chapter of Mitch the Midget, so I have taken it upon myself to conclude the next chapter (sorry I used so many big words Charity, I hope you can read it).

Mitch skipped joyfully down the path, wishing as always he was just a few inches taller. He was daydreaming when all of a sudden, Janet the Jade Jewel of Jersey came to him in the middle of his daydream. She said to him, "Mitch, you must travel to the horrible Forbidden Land and capture Brenda the Brittle from Gregg the Goliath. After doing so, she will give you directions on your never-ending journey to get your stolen drumstick back. Good luck, Mitch the Midget!!!". And off she went as if nothing had happened.
This was serious, Mitch must go to the Forbidden land! Everyone knew that land was full of giants! How could a midget survive there? And to add to his fears, Gregg the Goliath's minions -- Hannah the Hawk, Heather the hostile, and Holly the Huntress -- were known for being fierce, unruly... and having names that started with H! Oooooo, the H's scared Mitch the most!
Trembling in his, now wet, size 0 pants, Mitch set off down the path of darkness towards the Forbidden Land, and Gregg the Goliath, Hannah the Hawk, Heather the Hostile, and Holly the Huntswomen.

NO SCHOOL!!!!

We had no school today, and that makes me very happy. What I don't get though, is why they did it. I can understand making school 2 hours late, the roads were pretty bad. But y they canceled school i dont know. the roads were fine by 9. o well. Does everyone like my list of 51? pretty funny. also check out the words beneath my picture, and check out my weird question on my profile. i decided to change it. you'll learn some VERY important history.

Ouch...

I got my first tooth pulled, and then I got another one pulled too. It wasn't very painful until a little bit ago when the novicane started to wear off. Ouch. About 2 hours ago I was really hungry, but my dad said I couldn't eat for another hour and a half. Now I can eat, but I don't want to because my mouth is full of pain. Hope I don't starve myself.

51 Ways to Annoy Someone

I ran out of jokes for my blog, so I was looking around, and I found this place that gave 51 ways to annoy someone. They're pretty funny, so I suggest you read them. If you scroll down a bit, it should be on the right side of the screen underneath the section 'Other Bloggers I Know' Hope you find them hilarious, and please don't annoy me with them. Also, check out my picture, well, check out the writing beneath it. Pretty funny huh?

The Magnificent, Marvelous, Mad, Maddam Mim

I love that name. I was watching that movie -- The Sword in the Stone -- I decided right then and there that I absolutely love the name -- THE MAGNIFICENT, MARVELOUS, MAD, MADDAM MIM -- it's very catchy. I also noticed that I hadn't blogged for more than a week! It's not that long though, compared to how long i've waited before.
Also, we got a new motherload, or motherboard, or something for our computer, and now its really REALLY fast. I'm so happy. Now, that's one less thing for Charity and Rebecca to tease me about ( that leaves them about 1,000 more reasons to tease me). Happy secend semester everbody!

it's been THAT long?!?!?!

wow i havent blogged in a LONG time. sorry, i guess i've been.... busy. doing what, im not sure. so, hope you all had a wonderful christmas, and a happy new year. for some reason, i think 07 went really quick, yet it went extremely long. now school begins again, and i never look forward to the 2nd semester because, first of all, it starts out really cold, then we just had a break, and now our next break is easter... 3 MONTHS! and everyone (including the teachers) drag on waiting for the school year to end. but i guess it's not all bad, there's gotta be some good... nope, i'll tell ya when i think of something. Something else too, i LOVE mitch the midget. it's fun to hear people praise you, even when it sometimes isnt so nice. but i have some things on charity and becca, so i might strike with sweet revenge at a time when no one expects it. but brava to them, keep writing about my, i mean mitch the midget's, adventures.